Scavenger Hunt - Team Kris's Birthday Benches
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1) Kris's AIM screenname?

K-Sizzle


2) A drawing Kris did @ age 6

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3) One paragraph from a Kradam bad!fic

1s upon a time there was this guy named cris alan & he was rly sexxay & he won this 1 show called amaricen idul except 4 cara was a biatch & danny gokee was a douche. so anyway 1 day after he 1 cris was hanging out w/his pwnsome frend adam who was like so hawt except cris was hawter BECUZ I SED SO (a/n: lol j/k there both hawt! lol!) & adam decided to tell cris that he was in luff w/him because OMFG,cris was like so awesome & why WUDN'T adam b in luff with cris??? so ya they were sittin their & adam wuz trying 2 gather up teh courage 2 tell cris that he was like ttly so crazy over him & wanted to bend him over & like stick his cock up cris's ass (a/n: lol that's what gay guyz do rite? rofl) & so he took this rly big breath except not big enough that cris wud ask if he was suffocatin or sumthin & sed, "OMG!!!!!11 CRIS I M LIKE SO IN LUFF WITH U!!!!!11" & then he remembered catee, cris's wife hoo wuz ttly a dumb biatch & why didnt he marry me instead??? (a/n: oops didnt mean 2 rite that lmao) & so adam started like crying becuz he wuz such a horrible person 4 falling in luff w/cris!!!!!11 but cris was so suprized that he cudnt say anything except like stare @ adam & even tho adam wuz sobbing & his face wuz all scrunched up & his manscara and guyliner wuz running all over his byootiful face (a/n: lol cwhutididthar? lol i no its sooo funny!!!!!!111 manscara & guyliner ROFL) cris saw his inner byooty & sed 2 adam in this ttly srs & honest voice, "adam u r so byootiful, its ok dont b sad!!!!1"


4) Email inbox or facebook page

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5) An epic poem by "Kris" in response to him finding out about Adam's.

It's dusk, and now the night begins anew.
It keeps me hanging dazed. Impaired. Confused.
I may have a tattoo. It's hard to know.
A cat achoos. Wrong pill, my fault, it's red.
Its magic sounds were mute these past few days.
My earphones broke. I thank them for our times.
The world is silent in the moonlight. Oh.
I see Kylie Minogue dance with the stars.


6) Best Kris face (provide a matching emoticon on picture!)

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7) Picture of a plaid shirt you'd like to see Kris in. Or out of?

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8) Favorite Kris quote

"But you have to roll with it. They're grandmas. They're not trying to hit on me or anything, so I don't think there's anything to worry about there."


9) Finish the saying: Kris is to Adam like ____ is to _____.

Kris is to Adam like rhinestones are to eyelids.


10) Best Kris icon (use MS paint only)

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11) MP3 of someone from team singing a Kris!song. (1~2 lines)

Falling Slowly


12) Most amusing Kris-related interest you can find in an LJ profile

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13) Kevin Bacon's 7 degrees of separation...can one of you find a way to relate back to Kris via people/places/things/etc. in 7 steps or less?

My father is one step away from Kris Allen in seven different ways. Let's start from the very beginning: My dad is named Chris Allen, one letter away from "Kris" Allen. Chris Allen plays piano, and Kris Allen plays piano. Chris Allen plays guitar, and Kris Allen plays guitar. Chris Allen played in his high school band, and Kris Allen played in his high school band. Chris Allen loves to wear plaid, and Kris Allen loves to wear plaid. Chris Allen worships the Beatles and specifically Paul McCartney, and Kris Allen worships the Beatles and specifically Paul McCartney. Chris Allen shares an epic bromance with his friend, Jeff, that stems from a shared love of music, and Kris Allen shares an epic bromance with his friend, Adam, that stems from a shared love of music. And so, I am led to believe that my father is, in fact, the Kris Allen of the future.


14) If Kris were a pizza, what kind would he be and why?

Half nacho cheese and half icing & Twizzler pizza because he's just a little serious and a little silly. Sweet and spicy FTW.


15) Favorite Kris/Katy picture

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16) Favorite Kris/Adam picture

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17) K.R.I.S. stands for what?

Kneel Right If Sexy


18) Summarize AI8 in 10 words or less

Kris accidentally your singing competition.


19) a question you would ask Kris?

"How is Adam so sure you're 100% straight?"


20) Since Kris is turning 24, insert Kris into a '24' screencap alongside Jack Bauer and macro it.

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21) A list of 10 things Kris keeps in his messenger bag

1. Guitar pick
2. Sheets of music
3. Books - 'A Thousand Splendid Suns' by Khaled Hossein and 'The Beginners Guide To Astrology'
4. iPod with some 'Boy Meets World videos downloaded on it
5. Vaseline wut? boy's gotta stop those lips getting dry
6. Chewing Gum
7. Sunglasses
8. Packet of strawberry Twizzlers
9. A Simon Cowell Voodoo Doll
10. Ford Fusion car keys


22) 5 lines Kris might have used to convince Katy to go out with him in high school

1. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
2. Would you like to come back to my house and play my viola?
3. I've had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
4. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
5. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.


23) Evidence of another celeb who wears more plaid than Kris?

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Bonus: MK's boyfriend also wears plaid, just like Kris's boyfriend does. :D


24) Make Kris a birthday card from your team!

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